The week before halloween, I threw the first annual "trailer park trash bash" at my new house. I bought enough moonpies, twinkies, pork rinds and natural light beer to feed the entire trailer park. Of course, the more you prepare, the lesser the turnout, but the few who came still made the most of it. I think a big reason a bigger crowd didn't show was the "all you can eat catfish" special at sizzlin' and the monster truck rally both held that same saturday night.